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16 September 2018 -
New note: MP’s bored with slagging off May, ‘Chequers Plan’ and EU decide to return to Parliament next week to find new subjects to slag off. Can they count on any thinking person to ever vote for them again?
What ARE the idiots we call our Members of Parliament playing at? Here we are over 2 years on from the European Referendum result -
Witness the shenanigans of the Supreme mop-
If you speak to intelligent Europeans, they all think we were fools to vote against the EU, and they can see this fully confirmed in all the sheet that’s going on now. Remember, the Greek voters in the face of bullying from the EU, decided to stay with them? Doesn’t this make us look a load of mindless asses? Hee-
Now let’s think positive. Cut out the politics and all that wasted energy can be re-
Their immediate task will be to organise a proper and legal UK Referendum in which the Electorate are asked what they do want across a wide range of relevant subjects. This will need to be electronic as a series of referendii on divided issues would follow.
Their second task will be to positively confirm the ongoing status of all EU migrants in the UK, and to determine a policy for immigrants from outside the EU -
The third task would be to resolve the arguments -
30 July 2018
The (in)Human Condition
And in the beginning, there was no life as we knew it. Not a MacDonalds or Nando’s to be seen anywhere. Yes, the people were starving. Mrs Beeton wasn’t famous yet as she couldn’t find a stonemason who could understand how to make a pestle and mortar. Even Keith Floyd was only a child, up his first tree and already experimenting with mouldy fruit and motor-
There was a bloke in a corner called Archie inventing Retail Distribution and Just In Time, little did he know the Internetty of Life would squash all his best ideas -
Meanwhile, down at the riverbank Ermintrude was reduced to flogging herself mercilessly as the men seemed to have no time for her. They preferred to sit together smoking strange wild leaves, casually inventing such essentials as the rugby ball, road works, the gear lever, the ‘Donald’ haircut and the beer barrel. Having discovered the world is in fact flat, they were discussing where to find the ropes that keep their island tethered to foreign-
More esoterically, the men were inventing a new language they christened politico-
It was all so hard in those days.